Lady Gaga Pelted With Eggs, Unable To Move Because Of Mermaid Legs

There is something descriptive and delightfully surreal about this post's title -- stirring up visions of the unholy spawn of a Salvador Dali painting and Andrew Wyeth's "Christina's World." This may be why I slightly suspect that the incident described by Rolling Stone as taking place in an Australian Lady Gaga concert might have been staged as yet another Gaga absurdist performance art piece:

"A group of angry fans threw eggs at Lady Gaga in response to her recent appearance on stage in Sydney, Australia rolling around in a wheelchair. Though the throwers missed Gaga herself, a few eggs hit members of her entourage. It is unclear why audience members had the eggs in the first place, however."

Gaga was portraying her mermaid alter-ego Lori Lemaris Yuyi at the time, and had her legs bound together in a fish tail -- preventing an easier escape from the eggs. She has reportedly been criticized by activists for making light of those who actually require wheelchairs.

Mermaid wheelchair flashback, Bette Midler back in the day:

Maybe the eggers were Delores DeLago fans.