Megan Fox: Robo Chic

I just thought the words Fox used in this interview with Moviefone are somewhat ironic -- I mean, this was the star of Transformers Uno and Deux:

"I just think the media, in general, I just don't really get portrayed as someone who has feelings or who is sympathetic. Or I sort of am portrayed as this—I feel—like a self-absorbed ice queen. Maybe…. But, you know, I care about people. I care about my life and I love people. I'm not this robot. I feel people think I'm almost like a robot—like an android."

Creepy photo shoots like the one she did last year for Interview with the dead-eyed mannequin doppelganger which she simulated foreplay with probably didn't really help with the image problem.

But somehow this topic brings me around to this sadly-neglected gem of late 1980s direct-to-VHS goodness: Robo-C.H.IC. (a.k.a. "Cyber-C.H.I.C.")

...is there a better professional name than Kathy Shower? Isn't time that this film be picked up by some enterprising Michael Bay type and remade into a tight and snappy blockbuster? And who would play Burt Ward's role in the updated film? And where do the ducks go in the Winter?